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 RSSHikanNinja News The Cove seems to have brought a lot of attention to the annual dolphin slaughter. The issue was examined from the various standpoints of HN writers. Seems people in Australia are pretty adamant about the issue, enough for the sister city of Taiji (Broome) decided it was no longer the sister city of such an awful place. Then they changed their minds. Seems locals got all excited and started vandalizing local Japanese cemeteries, which is totally the appropriate reaction to a completely unassociated group of people of the same ethnic background doing something you don't like in a different country. Way to actually push me one step closer to supporting dolphin murder. If you are going to commit a crime that may involve a computer it seems like the best place to do it is from a Japanese net cafe where they don't check identification. Sure, that also seems like an easy one to put together, but the Police have recently started getting on the job when they found out “There were 679 crimes reported in Tokyo's Net cafes from January to the end of August. Of them, 505, or 74 percent, took place at Net cafes that did not check customer ID. “ If you watch South Park you know that the Japanese have a heavy case of penis envy, which makes the design for building a new Tokyo Tower AND trying to make it the tallest in the world becomes a very obvious and responsible use of funds. Sometimes its hard to avoid temptation. When you live in a world of panty thieves you sometimes just can't help but cross that line. Like when you are questioning a 14 year old girl about a crime she had witnessed and you steal most of her underwear. Japan's swimmers now face restrictions if they dye their hair, paint their nails or do anything fun like sneak into the opposite sexes bedroom. Nothing is said about sneaking into same sex bedrooms, so we can assume homosexual swimmers will be having a great time on the road. You like manga? Do you have the time to read over two million comics? Well, a University in Tokyo is building a Manga Library to promote the serious study of this important part of Japanese culture. Now I'd actually study this sort of thing and it is a serious industry, but I think they are most worried about the people in the tentacle rape section. Which is the perfect lead into the next story about a video game where to save the world the main characters have to strip away clothes. Because by showing more skin they can absorb more of the planets energy. The Police do not accept this excuse. A Manager at McDonalds died from karoshi the Japanese word for dying from overwork. Doing 80 hours of OT a month. I actually don't have a joke to make, this is a crappy way to live and a crappy way to die. I was just thinking she received no appreciation for her efforts from anyone at any time. A few days ago this was all over the news. A woman was arrested for seducing and then killing single men. Its a real life black widow story. She used her curry to hide sleeping pills before setting up the murder to look like an accident or suicide. Japan has taken care of its space garbage problem by letting it burn up in the atmosphere although the report seems a little cavalier about how “bits could end up in the Pacific Ocean”. The biggest news of this week is the fact that 2 years ago a Nova teacher was murdered and it seems that recently he has gone and had some work done. My wife's very obvious first question was “Shouldn't the doctors be responsible for keeping track of their patients?” To be honest, since the guy is still alive (after not catching him in a couple of months the Japanese Police assumed he had committed suicide) and has enough money to pay for surgery I think the Japanese Police have really dropped the ball on this one. After the news aired last week apparently 40,000 tips were phoned into the Police. add comment |