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Hikan Ninja News The Recent Arrests version
Recent Arrests: Makino Masaya (42), CEO of the former Avant-Garde talent management agency.His company made almost ¥1.2 billion and evaded about ¥345 million in taxes. This company represents professional hot girls like Ogura Yuko and Manabe Kaori
Sure, stealing is wrong, but endangering the careers of hot girls in any way is just unacceptable.

Nozomu Sahashi gets 3.5 years for embezzling 320 million yen from NOVA. A majority of English teachers in Japan have worked or know someone who worked for the company and its pretty hideous demise demonstrates everything that is wrong with the current state of the life of English teachers in Japan.
But I would fuck them all over for 320 million yen myself, so screw you dirty foreigners.

Yoshitaka Miyatake was the first person to ever be arrested in Japan for filming a movie in a theatre and then sharing it. The movie was Crows Zero II.
Now I can see myself going to prison for a lot of stupid things, but if you are going to steal a movie you have to steal something better than Crows Zero 2

Tatsuya Moriguchi was arrested for drive by poop throwing because “he felt frustrated when his work didn't go well”.
Man, you so know what I am going to do tomorrow if work doesn't go well. Best part of that story was the subtle assurance that it was his own poop, as if that made it better.

Masahiro Matsumoto pulled the emergency stop button at a train station so he could have an excuse to be late for work.
Amazingly “Police were staking out the crossing following six similar cases”. I guess when it comes to excuses for being late for work I am just not ballsy enough for this country.


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